My Favorite Color is Bourbon

So I’ve been going out on all of these blind dates because, apparently, it’s a sin to be single. If I have to answer another stupid question, I might stop dating altogether. They ask things like, “What’s your favorite color?”. Am I supposed to lie and say blue? Well, I won’t do that! My favorite color is bourbon! I don’t care how many confused looks I get or how many of my dates climb out the bathroom window. I’m going to stay true to me, my bourbon, and my new favorite Kentucky socks.