If You Can Read This Bring Me Some Bourbon

I work so hard. Some days, I am on my feet for 14 hours at a time. I have to listen to my boss and to customers all day. I do it for my family, and I have to remind myself of that! But my back hurts! My head hurts! And don’t get me started on my feet! That’s why when I get home, I love to put on my favorite pair of socks. My “if you can read this, bring me some bourbon” socks mean just that! I put them on, put my feet up, and turn on the TV. When someone walks by, I raise my feet to them. Sometimes, I get the bourbon, sometimes I don’t. That’s why I’m teaching the dog to read!